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This Is Not A Joke!
Submitted By Susan on Wednesday, November 26, 2014
So two Grand Valley guys walk into a bar.  
The first one says, "Oh crud!  I forgot to order TwisterWear!  My wife is going to be furious and my kids are going to hate me! 
So the second guy says, "Don't worry, they are doing an extra sizing and ordering night on Thursday, December 4th, and the orders will even by in by Christmas."
That's it.

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